Are You The Most Annoying, Loudmouthed Motormouth?

Have you ever come across a hunk so good-looking that you just can’t help but think to yourself, “Boy, would I like to bite a chunk out of that!”

I know it’s hard not to stare, but please, CONTAIN yourself.

You can give him short, darting, quick looks. but you can never EVER stare at him – you don’t want to come off as some psycho stalker.

Let me give you a typical scenario:

A girl and a guy met at a bar for the first time. And after the initial meeting, both of them decided to go out on a date for the first time . . .

The guy was a certified HUNK.

And you can immediately tell that the girl just couldn’t seem to take her eyes off him the moment he walked through the door.

She was obviously BEWITCHED by his good looks.

She was SMITTEN.

So she starts off doing all the talking, he wasn’t really saying much . . . because she was doing all the talking alright. About a thousand words per second!

Within minutes she has taken over the whole conversation, and he was just playing along and letting her blab on.

She was talking about her family, her job, her cat, her recently painted nails, where she bought her AWESOME shoes . . .

She was also saying “I can’t seem to find a decent guy these days” and talking about her past relationships.

The guy was sitting there obviously bored to tears talking to her . . . and his eyes looks like it’s about to COMPLETELY shut down any second now . . .

She was also asking him questions like “What was your past relationship like?” and he was trying to give her “safe answers” like “My ex was such a nice, sweet girl . . . it was a mutual thing . . . etc. ”

It was quite obvious that she was trying to keep the conversation going, and he was just going through the MOTION . . . he was just trying to seem like the polite guy.

At one point when she asked him a question, he leaned closer to her, gave the impression that he was about to kiss her but instead simply said . . .

“Hey it’s been great talking to you, but unfortunately I’ve got to get to work early tomorrow . . .”

Tomorrow is SUNDAY.

Hey maybe he was telling the truth, maybe he had overtime the next day or something like that.

YEAH RIGHT.

So they both got up and left.

And as they walked out of the restaurant to say their goodbyes, she looked at him expectantly waiting for that magical kiss to come . . .

It never CAME.

Instead, all she got was “We’ll talk soon ok?”

She coyly gushed and nodded her head in response. She also managed to fake a smile and act like everything’s fine . . .

“Looking forward to your call . . .” She yells at him as the man disappears in the car park.

He NEVER called again.

THE END

Sounds like a painful scenario doesn’t it?

Do you know why it’s PAINFUL?

Because this story rings true for a great majority of women. A lot of women have gone through it at least once in their lives.

What do a lot of women do when they end up talking to someone they’re really attracted to?

They get panicky.

They act really silly.

They either get too shy or blab on too much about stupid nonsense. They tend to forget that some things are just better left unspoken because sometimes, if you say something out loud you might end up killing the moment.

Look at it this way, When you get approached by a fine-looking man, once you acknowledge his attractiveness, you’re pretty much giving him the impression that he has power over you.

Therefore the only rational thing to do is to pay NO ATTENTION to his outward attractiveness.

Instead, start BUSTING his chops. Tease him. enjoy yourself.

By doing this you are instead saying, “I have the PANTS in this interaction, and your looks have no effect on me whatsoever.”

Ka-poww!

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