Top 10 TV characters who make the Commando look like a little girl

10. Dexter: from the TV series “Dexter”

Dexter is actually a serial killer who is governed by a strict moral code. He works for the Miami Metro Police Department as a blood spatter analyst, and this is where he gets to chant eenie mini mino mo and then get to choose his next victim. I don’t know about you, but anyone with the tag “serial killer” under his name is not someone I’d want to mess around with.

9. Alphonse Gangitano: from the TV series “Underbelly”

Alphonse Gangitano in real life was actually an Italian mob boss from Templestowe – a suburb of Melbourne. He was nicknamed the “Black Prince of Lygon Street” and was the face of the crime organisation known as the Carlton Crew. In the TV show, he was portrayed by badass actor Vince Colosimo. In the opening TV series, he kills a man at a party over a small debt, and with the help of his bum chum Jason Moran, he demolishes a further 13 innocent people. Brrr …

8. Sayid: from the TV series “Lost”

Sayid is the son of an Iraqi war hero; he was a communications officer in the Iraqi Republican guard and was hated by millions of guys when he scored the hot blonde chick in the Lost island. How the hell can a guy like that get a woman of that calibre?? Maybe it was frizzy hair that just turned her on? Or maybe it was his torturing skills? Anyway, since he was a former torture specialist – you can just give him a screw driver and a battery and with that he can make any man weep and pee in his pants.

7. The Mitchell Brothers: from the TV series “EastEnders”

The Mitchell Brothers are characterized by their black leather jackets, round, open faces and eagerness to get into a fisticuffs. They are definitely known for their fiery temper and tendency to resort to violence at any given moment. Grant and Phil Mitchell may only have half a brain to share between the both of them, but I wouldn’t dare point that fact out. I dare you to come up to them and ask them “Hey boys, what do you think is the answer to 1 plus 1?” and then turn around and secretly chuckle to yourself.

I DOUBLE DARE you.

6. Tony Soprano: from the TV series “The Sopranos”

Tony is the head of northern New Jersey’s most powerful criminal organization. He is also known for his puppy dog smile, sweet angelic voice and eagerness to share his “feelings” with you. Okay, no that’s not entirely true. But don’t tell him I said that okay?

5. Jason Moran: from the TV series “Underbelly”

Jason Moran in real life is a member of the infamous Moran family; he is played by Les Hill in the popular TV series. He sported a 12cm scar on the side of his face, he was a bully, unremorseful and psychopathic – even the underworld was scared of this guy. He was also seen as killing the black prince in the TV series and that fact alone can send shivers up our spines.

4. T-Bag: from the TV series “Prison Break”

T-Bag is played by Robert Lyle Knepper in the TV series. He was imprisoned at Fox River State Penitentiary with a life sentence for 6 accounts of kidnapping, rape and murder. He is the sort of guy that probably tortures cats and rats for fun and sticks a baseball bat up his hiney just for the hell of it (and seeing that he’s a prison veteran, he probably likes that too). His chilling voice and evil stare can even make a hardass like Rambo break into a nervous sweat.

3. Mr. T: from the TV series “The A-Team”

Mr. T is quite famous for his unique Mohawk hairstyle, for wearing tons of gold chains, rings, and bracelets, and for his tough guy image. His A-Team catchphrase “I pity the fool” is an all-time classic and is usually followed up by an uppercut to your jaw. He was also known for his role as “Clubber Lang” who actually clubbered Rocky in their first ever fight inside the boxing ring. He mouths off like there’s no tomorrow and stares you down as if you’re his late night snack just for kicks. I definitely pity the fool who has the audacity to tell him that he’s from gayville.

2. Jack Bauer: from the TV series “24″

Jack Bauer is the special agent in charge of Counter Terrorist Unit in Los Angeles. He is portrayed by Keifer Sutherland in the TV series and he is one badass nut job. He deals with terrorists on a daily basis and gets things done in 24 hours – whatever it takes. The moment you get in his way he will shout at you at the top of his lungs and the next thing you’ll see is the velvety and silky insides of a coffin.

1. Chuck Norris: from the TV series “Walker, Texas Ranger”

Is there even a doubt in your mind that Chuck Norris will end up as number 1? If there was then just shut the hell up otherwise you’ll end up with a roundhouse kick to your head! Now here are ten reasons why Chuck Norris should be first on the list:

-  Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

-  A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

-  Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

-  While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

-  When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-  Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-  Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

-  Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

-  When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

-  Chuck Norris doesn’t throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

Source: Wikipedia / chucknorrisfacts.com

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