Brad Pitt’s drunken night ended in a movie deal

by Bruno Maximo on May 25th, 2009 · posted in Celebrity News with a TWIST · No Comments

Well this is an interesting story.

Question: how do you ensure you get a movie deal with a big time director?

Answer: Get drunk with the director and let the good times roll!

*sigh* if only it were that easy…

Forever hunk Brad Pitt alleged that he was actually drunk when he decided to star in his new movie “Inglorious Basterds.” The movie made its debut at the Cannes Film Festival last Wednesday night, and Brad revealed that he had actually agreed to the part after a drunken night out with “from dusk till dawn” director Quentin Tarantino.

“We went out together … I got up the next morning and saw, like, five empty bottles on the floor and some sort of smoking device on the floor. Then, somehow, six weeks later I was doing the film” Brad jokingly quipped.

Are you sure that’s all you remember Brad?

Don’t you remember your brief steamy tour to the sausage fest factory that is prison? Or that Shrek action figure that seems to have taken residence on your hiney? Or what about that sexy time you had with a certain colossal tranny named Hector?

I’m sure there was more than meets the eye with those five empty bottles on the floor and some sort of smoking device Brad, you’re not fooling anyone!

Nevertheless, glad to know that you’re starring in the “Inglorious Basterds” – ya basterd!

Sorry, I just couldn’t help myself from saying that.