Nicole Scherzinger loves Lady Gaga’s G-strings

by Bruno Maximo on June 3rd, 2009 · posted in Celebrity News with a TWIST · No Comments

PUSSYCAT Dolls lead singer Nicole Scherzinger apparently loves Lady Gaga’s “hot” G-strings.

Umm … is this the part where I tell you gals to get a room and I run to my mom’s house to get a video cam?

The stunning singer says that she’s actually quite amazed of the extreme fashion choices that Lady Gaga makes, specifically her scanty underwear.

I don’t think “amazed” is the right word in this instance Nicole, I think you’re leaning towards the word “keen.” Just give me the go signal and I’ll run and get my video cam.

“I ran into her at the airport and she had some fishnets and a G-string on and a blazer. That was really kind of hot!” Nicole said. “I’m a huge fan of her style and all the fun-tastic clothes she has,” she added.

Are you feeling all hot and bothered now Nicole? Ever thought of experimenting? Ever heard of the term “girl on girl” action?

Taking this all on board, I would like to personally offer my services as a writer in this scenario.

Even though it might be tough to swallow, I will willingly volunteer myself to be a witness as you and Lady Gaga get down and dirty. I will watch. I will take notes. And I will definitely live to tell the hot and sweaty tale. I promise I won’t be tempted to join the party in any way though so don’t worry – I’ll be contented just watching. Although, I might be tempted to tell my boys about what I saw in full detail. *evil squinty eyes*

The things I do for the sake of my art…