Vanessa Hudgens is going to be a prostitute??

by Bruno Maximo on July 14th, 2009 · posted in Celebrity News with a TWIST · No Comments

No, I don’t mean in real life you horn dog!

Although I’m sure the guys reading this post would’ve loved that notion. Vanessa is apparently planning to shed her Disney “cutesy” image and replace it with a steamy, and skanky image of a prostitute in her new film role.

Okay, if anyone’s thinking of beating me to the cinemas to watch this flick – I’m calling SHOTGUN right now! Nobody get in my way ok? Otherwise I’ll have no choice but to go all Britney Spears by shaving my heading and beating you to a pulp with my nasty umbrella!

Consider yourself WARNED.

According to Metro.co.uk, Zac Efron apparently said that Vanessa will be stripping butt naked in her new film Sucker Punch.

“I’m playing a character named Blondie and its set in a brothel in the 1950s, so there’s not a whole lot of clothes. It’ll be gun training, stunts, fighting and all that craziness. I can’t wait. I’m so excited. I’ve wanted to do an action film for a while,” Vanessa said.

I just want to specifically pick out two words that stood out for me from her statement: “Blondie,” and “not a whole lot of clothes” - HIGH FIVE!

Gold star for the Sucker Punch producers, you deserve a medal for coming up with this movie. Hey you know what would really make this movie “totally awesome?” If you get Vanessa to wear a school uniform with matching ponytail and then get her tagline to be “Hi daddy, I’ve been a naughty girl! Can you spank me please?”

And just like that – I’ve been transported to dreamland!