Robert Pattinson gets ambushed by fan with swine flu

Looks like Robert Pattinson’s fans are getting a bit out of hand.

According to the National Enquirer, a diehard female fan apparently jumped out of her car and planted a big fat smooch on the Hollywood vampire’s lips and then afterwards she told him that she was just getting over swine flu.

She said “My mom wouldn’t pull the car over to let me out because I’m just getting over the swine flu… so I jumped out at the red light just to see you.”

Upon finding out about this disturbing fact, the vampire hunk quickly pushed the fan away and ran away as fast as he can whilst yelling over his shoulders “You have the Swine Flu?!… What the hell are you doing kissing anyone??”

Robert quickly went to the nearest drugstore straight away and purchased a bottle of Listerine to get rid of the possible Swine Flu germs.

Robert then warned his bodyguards “You guys have got to keep these crazies away from me!”

Last November Robert apparently revealed that “People ask me to bite them and want to touch my hair … I just don’t want someone to have a needle and give me HIV and I don’t want to get shot or stabbed.”

“This is my life. People know my name and ambush me in public and try to figure out what hotel I’m staying at. I have accepted it as real now, but it still feels surreal,” the Vampire hunk continued.

Well it looks like Robert’s fans are just getting weirder and weirder by the second. Note to fans: Robert is actually human, he is not some vampire action figure that fans can play with!

Now let’s just hope that no fan actually decides to create a wooden stake and drives one straight into his heart!

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