The latest celeb to join the sex tape bandwagon is apparently Rihanna. After her very public tryst with Chris Brown, the latest bomb to hit her career is a sex tape scandal.
According to BANG Showbiz, a sex tape featuring the hip hop princess Rihanna has apparently been leaked online and has made its way into the hard drives of horny young and old men alike.
Maybe she should bring out her umbrella-ella- ella to shield her from all this controversy? Okay, bad joke.
A variety of celeb gossip websites have reported that the forbidden video goes for around 13 seconds and was shot on night vision- reminiscent of Paris Hilton’s mid night romp. The video footage apparently shows a woman who very much looks like a young version of Rihanna from a couple of years ago.
It’s almost impossible to recognise the man in the video, so we can’t really say if it was Chris Brown. The person who created the video is claiming that more footage will be released on June 22.
Hmm … sounds like a scam of one of those broke-ass wannabe porn directors. He’s probably the sort of guy who has a reverse bushy mullet, has a loving and extremely passionate relationship with his left hand, loves perving wherever he goes and tells various bimbos that he’ll make them a star as long as he gets some.
I suggest you look closely at the screen if you do end up coming across the video footage. I bet you’ll notice that the Rihanna in the video isn’t really her, you’ll notice she has an Adam’s apple and she used to be a homeless guy named Bob. He was probably just offered coffee and a Mcdonald’s gift voucher to pretend to be Rihanna and star in a porn.