Here’s some interesting news: Robert Pattinson is apparently rumoured to be dating his Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart.
Finally, it has dawned on him that hot, pale looking emo chicks are his type.
Even though both are believed to be already locked in relationships with other people, at the end of the day, vampire love still conquers all – for ALL ETERNITY.
Okay I admit it, I’m such a pansy sometimes…
“It’s no secret their relationship has been heating up these past few months. They are attracted to each other, and there is definitely something very special going on between them. Rob is constantly texting and calling Kristen to ‘check in’.” a source has revealed to US OK! Magazine.
Now this is really great news for the Twilight fans out there – this especially goes out to the chubby girl in YouTube who gets an orgasmic experience every time she watched the trailer of Twilight.
To be honest they actually look good as a couple. Robert is a pale looking hunk with a deep awkward stare that can automatically unhook a woman’s bra. Kristen on the other hand is the hottest pale looking emo princess that can make every man well- “jizz in their pants.”
I bet you that they don’t actually do the normal things that couples usually do on a date like take long walks on the beach, watch movies or have dinner at a restaurant.
Instead, they hang around movie theatres playing games like “who gets to slash her neck first,” or they probably they stare each other down during dinner and then bite the neck of whoever blinks first, and they also probably “throw down” each other during their make out sessions. When they’re not together Kristen usually sits on a porch munching on a dead corpse whilst silently muttering to herself “he bites me, he bites me not …”
Well you know, just the usual things vampire couples do on their dates no biggie.
Source: BANG Showbiz / Reuters