Cristine Reyes is FHM’s No. 1 Sexiest Woman of 2009

So it’s confirmed that Cristine Reyes is FHM’s No. 1 Sexiest Woman of 2009.

Why am I not surprised?

With that gorgeous dimples she has, that awesome tight body, those tantalizing eyes and luscious lips … *meh* she’s okay.

Of course, you know I’m kidding right? This chick is smoking hot! She’s so hot that every time I look at her some form of smoke seems to come out of my butt. Not sure if that’s a good thing or not, but hey it happened!

Check out some of Christine Reyes’ pics at FHM 100 Sexiest Party courtesy of pinaycelebrityonline.com – I think you better grab a fire extinguisher because these sexy vixens are on FIRE!

Hey Christine if beauty were an hour, you’d be a second.

Okay, that was lame I know. But come on, she is so hot she melts the plastic in my underwear – I’m actually willing to marry her poodle just to get in the family!

Well as you know FHM had its 100 Sexiest Party and the Sexiest Women where introduced one by one starting from 100. Some of the hotties present that night were Sara Polverini, Savanna, Sheena Halili, Anna Scott, Alyssa Alano, Gwen Garci, Sheree, Jenny Miller, Paw Diaz, Aubrey Miles, Cool Chix, Gwen Garci, Krista Ranillo, Carlene Aguilar, Bangs Garcia, Iwa Moto and many more.

Of course Cristine Reyes was also there since well … she’s the No. 1 Sexiest Woman of 2009! Enjoy the photos fellas and please – learn to control yourself okay?

Repeat after me: “Women are not sex objects”

There, I’ve done my bit for the betterment of the world today. Yay! My mum’s going to be proud of me now.