Comments on: Top 10 sexiest vampires of all time

By: breakherlegs

breakherlegs — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 19:11:43 +0000

Okay, there’s something seriously wrong with this list.
Edward Cullen gets first place and Eric Northman (True Blood) and Nikola Tesla (Sanctuary) don’t get a mention? Please define the meaning of the word ‘sexy’ because Cullen does nothing for me, while Eric makes me shiver with delight and Nikola? Just OH GOD.

Cullen isn’t even a vampire, anyway. He sparkles.

Also, the Tom Cruise Lestat IS NOT sexy. The other Lesta actor is, however.

And what about sexy lady vamps? Akasha (Queen of the Damned), Pam (True Blood), Selene (Underworld), or that really hot one from ‘Blade Trinity’? Seriously. I could make a MUCH better list then this.

By: The Void Vampire

The Void Vampire — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 03:02:00 +0000

The Prey! Now there was a freaky novel about werewolves. Set during the time of the French Revolution, it was about a man who inherits his family castle only to discover the land he lives in is ruled by a race of powerful werewolves. He himself becomes one, but fights it over the years. He meets a lady Lycan after attending a kind of werewolf orgy in the woods and she helps him to develop his powers. Meanwhile, the lord of the Lycans wants him dead and is determined to stop at nothing to see this through. There is one part where a powerful Lycan known as the Butcher comes after the hero. And I mean he keeps coming after him Jason Voorhees style. The part I recall about the Butcher the most was when he had his face almost totally burned off and then BOOM he comes lumbering out of this watermill that he hero and his lady are trying to escape through. And the Butcher is wielding this massive cleaver that keeps getting stuck in the wood of the watermill because of how wildly he keeps swinging it. If I recall correctly, the bulding crashes down on him and I am pretty certain even that did not kill him. It just stopped him for a time. One really weird scene was when the hero got to the hidden castle in the Alps where an alchemist lived. The alchemist was seeking this shape shifter woman who could take the form of a true hermaphrodite with both… ahem parts… fully functional. He was in love with her or something to that effect, but she turned out to be anything but his dream girl… guy… both. Whatever. Very intesne scenes in The Prey! Especially in the beginning, when the hero goes down into the cellar of his castle and finds the secret chamber there that the villain wants him to open. I liked the villain though, and how when you first meet him he is this totally cultured fellow who comes to dine at the hero’s table. And then he says some very sinister things and even embarasses the lady werewolf with his comments about her more savage nature. It takes the reader totally by surprise to see this massive turn about taking place. I would have to say that The Prey is the best werewolf novel I have ever read, hands down. It honesty should have been made into a movie. That would have been like Brotherhood of the Wolf, except with real werewolves instead of just a disguised beast and a man in a mask with an animal’s arm. Though I still do love Brotherhood of the Wolf. It was excellent.

By: Sauron the Terrible

Sauron the Terrible — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 02:48:07 +0000

Like the Void Vampire just said… where are the ladies? Especailly Claudia! She was my faovrite too. I do not care what anybody says, that was Kirstin Dunst’s finest role ever. Do what if she was a child in body only? She was still hot, because of her maturity and intense sensuality. Just like Natalie Portman’s role in The Professional. Claudia was a vampire Lolita if ever there was one, and nothing is sexier than that. Except for Lucy from Brahm Stoker’s Dracula. Wow, was she ever sexy in that movie. As was Winona Ryder as mina. OMG! Now that Void Vampire talked about that scene of Mina getting molested I am totally picturing some perverted things about Winona Ryder. I think I might need to take a cold shower afterward. If Harker was impotent for someone that hot looking, then he was gay. Seriously. And I agree… I would let Lestat have his way with me too. And I am not bisexual either. Straight here too. I actually read Vampire Junction, Void Vampire, and I agree with you. That was surreal, dark, and intense stuff. A lot of really, really perverted things went on in that story, but it all made sense in regard to the characters and their strange motivations. A lot of 80′s references were in it too, like Valentine trying to make a pac man style video game based on his rock and roll persona. Yes, Valentine was like Lestat… a rock and roll vampire. Only he was a child, a eunuch, and extremely effeminate. Sort of an introverted male Claudia who looked a lot like a child version of Joan of Arc. At least, that is kind of how the novel described Valentine’s appearance. He seemed to bring out the beast in people though… even though her never tried to really hurt anyone. Very weird ending, too. A bunch of old, geriatric satanists come to challenge Valentine and something odd happens where he ends up with peoples’ thoughts (or was it their souls?) in his body. The satanists wanted to steal his power to make themselves young again, but I think what actually happened was Valentine stole their souls instead. Which fed his dark power and made him even more powerful still. God, I haven’t read it in years but that scene you talked about with Gilles de Rais really stayed with me. He was one sick son of a brick! Even worse, that guy was real. As in, he actually existed historically and was one of Joan of Arc’s most loyal generals during the Hundred Years War. I wonder if perhaps he did indeed have a thing for her? Supposedly, after her death he was himself taken before the Inquisition to be burned at the stake. But in his case, the charges were true. Gilles de Rais was a devil worshipper who sacrificed children at his castle and molested them before he killed them. He did worse things too, but I cannot even talk about them in a public forum. He was that sick of an individual! What he did to Valentine in that novel was atrocious beyond belief… and I think he was even slightly in love with Valentine. Which makes it even sicker how he treated the boy. The scence with the concentration camp was heartbreaking. Valentine had to climb over the dead bodies of people he knew, even loved, just to get free again. I wanted to hug him and tell him it was going to be alright. God, he had such a horrible life! He was very beautiful though, like Lestat but with shades of Claudia thrown in. I think I would let him bite me too, but only if it would cheer him up and make him happy. He really needed someone to genuinely love him in that novel, and not hurt him, abuse him, or use him. Then again, everybody in Vampire Junction ended up having terrible lives. Even the villains lives were tragic. In some cases, comedically tragic… but still tragic. I remember one funnt part though… perversely funnt, anyway… where the head satanist was in Thailand and he bought the services of a prostitute only to find out she was a he. What did the satanist do? In the words of the nove: “He got his money’s worth anyway.” which really says it all about what kind of a person he was. God, what memories! Thanks for mentioning Vampire Junction. One of my favorite novels ever. Other than the werewolf novel The Prey, which was creepy as all heck.

By: The Void Vampire

The Void Vampire — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 02:23:20 +0000

Where are the ladies? Give me Claudia (my favorite) from Interview with the Vampire! Give me Akasha from Queen of the Damned. Give me Lucy from Francis Ford Coppola’s Brahm Stoker’s Dracula. Give me Marishka from Van Helsing. Those are some seriously sexy vampire babes. Heck, give me them for real! I’d let any of them bite me anytime. Mmmm. I am not bisexual (I am totally straight, actually) but I would not mind Lestat showing me a good time though. He is the only exception I would ever make when it comes to that sort of thing. He is just so beautiful. Especially in the novels! This is slightly off topic… but has anyone ever read the novel Vampire Junction? It features a very unique child vampire, a boy named Valentine who was made into a eunuch before he was turned into a vampire. In one scene he is kidnapped by Gilles de Rais because Valentine reminds him of Joan of Arc… who Gilles has a perverse obssession over. What he does to Valentine is unspeakable, and it shows just how vulnerable a child vampire can be if they are not protected and guided the way that Claudia was. There is a lot of excellent vampire literature out there, and sheer perverseness aside Vampire Junction was a classic. At least, in my opinion. One of the most haunting scence in that novel depicts Valentine escaping a Nazi death camp by climbing over piles and piles of corpses. The whole novel was filled with surreal images, and the ending had to be one of the most ambiguous endings I have ever read in any novel. The reader is left with a lot let to his or her imagination by the time the story is concluded. The novel Mina was horribly written though. In it, Harker has trouble getting it up so Mina dumps him for Lord Gance who turns out to be Dracula’s latest host body. It was a bit of a slap in the face to Brahm Stoker’s original novel, honestly. Especially the part where Gance puts Mina in one of those chairs used to assist women giving birth and he then basically molests her. Disgusting, and it did nothing for the plot either. Unlike the Gilles de Rais scene in Vampire Junction, which was necessary to the plot for a number of good reasons. Anyhow… farwell for now, all.

By: madh

madh — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 23:29:45 +0000

como pudo ser q pusieran a ese como el mejor……cada dia vamos de mal en peor

By: TVD were is it

TVD were is it — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 10:49:02 +0000

Robert pattison is so frikin ugly and where is ian sommerhalder from vampire diaries seriously people

By: vampirelover

vampirelover — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 23:23:14 +0000

I was maybe 10 when most of those “vampires” on this list were around so I don’t really have an honest opinion about them because I’ve only heard of them and not actually seen them in action..The only one I do know is Robert Pattinson and I gotta say I knew he would be number one but in my opinion he doesn’t deserve to be on this list at all. I don’t know if the problem I have with him as Edward is because of bad producing, bad directing, bad script or simply bad acting but the Edward I had in mind is nothing like the way Robert portrays him. Forget looks, it’s the way he acts that just feels wrong to me and it is definitely not sexy. If I had to chose the sexiest vampire out of the twilight movies it would without a doubt be Kallen Luts as Emmet Cullen but my all time sexiest, hottest, smartest, most funny, most beautiful and most perfect vampire is Damon FREAKING Salvatore!!!! I cannot believe he’s not on this list!

By: lyra

lyra — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 07:15:22 +0000

oh my you forgot to mention

DAMON SALVATORE from VAMPIRE DIARIES..he’ definitely hotttttttttt!!!!!!
and also the guy from VAMPIRE’S ASSISTANT ~ Damien.

By: Barkley

Barkley — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 18:56:16 +0000

WHERE is Gary Oldman? This disgusts me a little bit…

By: Realistic_Dove

Realistic_Dove — Wed, 05 May 2010 23:28:59 +0000

LMAO, I dunno what you’re talkin bout Veronica, Nosferatu is sexy. just LOOK at him! XDDD

But in all seriousness here, who the heck did this list? Now whatever if Edward Cullen is on this, but WHERE is Spike from Buffy and Eric Northman from True Blood? THOSE two are damn fine. DAMN fine. Hell I’m sure even the saner twilighters would agree.