10. Yodelling Lederhosen

Two things: There’s an orange sausage toy that resembles a dildo – and there’s a pair of pants that automatically yodels at the sound of the mighty orange dildo.

Now which parent in their right mind would buy this for their kid?

9. Erwin the Little Patient

This toy caters for two types of kids: The creepy kid that’ll be a psycho serial murderer/doctor in the near future – and the kinky bisexual kid who has a curiosity for body parts.

Now which one of these would you want your kid to grow up to be?

8. Epidermis Toy

Now here’s the all important question that I’m sure most of you have in your heads:

WTF is that??

This monstrosity by Stuart Karten Design is intended to be a concept toy. It’s supposed to be an Epidermis Interactive Pet.

A pet what? A pet dildo with a ridiculous amount of pubic hairs?? Nasty hombre!

7. Crossbreed Toy

This toy designed by Sang Won Sung appears to be a collection of different body parts stuck in the most bizarre way you can possibly imagine. I think it’s more of a “pick and choose which body part you want” and then “stick them to another body part” kind of toy.

Ummm … okay. Whatever tickles your fancy!

6. Urinating Baby

Okay, now there’s the right way of making a baby doll, and there’s a wrong way of making a baby doll.

And this doll is definitely the WRONG way – it’s an EPIC FAIL! I’m not sure if the manufacturer of this toy meant for it to be as kinky as it looks – but from the looks of it, the only place this toy would fit in is the butt factory they fondly call prison!

5. Boob Radio toy

I don’t know if it’s me, but judging on those extremely erect Pamela Anderson nipples – isn’t it kind of chilly around here?

This toy will not only give kids a goose bump, but also an unexpected erection at a very tender age! Not sure if this is an ideal toy if you don’t want your kids to grow up seeing women as sex objects.

4. Muppet Doll

Mental note to the manufacturers: Having a Muppet toy with a massive pole stuck up its butt is not ideal for kids!

If you’re having this sort of fantasies, then you guys better do it on your own time.

3. Penis Putt

Check out the cute little poster: You have three cute cartoon characters all holding a putter with a golden penis on the tip – Ooohh … How cute!

Now this sort of toy is probably something Bruno would want to experiment with in his spare time, but it’s definitely not for kids! People should bring this to mardi gras – they’ll have one hell of a good time! Heck, they might even find one stuck up their hiney out of the blue!

2. Bizarre toy

WTF is going on here?

No seriously, WTF dude??

1. Tranny Doll

Some Russian newspaper posted photos of these outlandish Chinese dolls – and everyone started to panic! Of course they have every right to be. These dolls were found in Russian children toy stores and it caused hundreds of people to appeal to ban these toys.

If fully clothed it looks like your typical girl-doll all cute and cuddly, but once stripped butt naked – SURPRISEE! It’s kind of like a Jerry Springer show.

I bet you Marilyn Manson is the manufacturer of these dolls!

Photo Credit: Cracked.com, todaystoptoys.com

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