Top 10 signs that you’re obsessed with the Harry Potter series

10. A witch’s hat has suddenly become your fashion statement

9. You secretly thank Dumbledore before eating your meals

8. You’ve named your kids Ron and Hermione

7. Every couple of days you update your tattoo “Slytherin 4 Life”

6. You make up your own “Lord Voldemort is a homo ” joke in the comforts of your own bedroom

5. You’ve actually memorized all of Hermione’s spells

4. Instead of telling kids bedtime stories, you poke them in the head with a magic wand and cast a sleeping spell

3. You call your dad “Dumbledore” and your uncle “Hagrid”

2. Every time something bad happens to you, you say to yourself “Damn that Malfoy!”

1. You got sent home from work again for showing up in nothing but a well-placed “Harry Potter” book

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