The Ultimate Top 10

Top 10 headlines you’d want to hear about the Twilight stars

by Miranda Holmes on July 23rd, 2009 · posted in The Ultimate Top 10 list · 1 Comment

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10. Robert Pattinson Declares “he doesn’t have the strength to stay away from Kristen Stewart anymore …”

9. Robert Pattinson denies alleged “Vampiric Bite” on Kristen Stewart’s neck

8. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson confirms nomadic marriage and moves to “Forks”

7. Robert Pattinson vows to stay on his “animal blood” diet for all eternity

6. Robert Pattinson finally introduces Kristen Stewart to his vampire family

5. Robert sucks Kristen – and Kristen sucks back

4. Kristen Stewart confused whether she’s still a human or a vampire now

3. Kristen Stewart declares she’s ready to be a vampire

2. Edward Pattinson wins Kristen Stewart’s heart with the line “Suck me beautiful”

1. Kristen Stewart Goes To Theater – Watches movie; Gets bitten in the neck

1 Comment for "Top 10 headlines you’d want to hear about the Twilight stars"
fghjk said on November 5th, 2009 at 12:28 am :

i wonder if #2 is purposefully “EDWARD.”
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