The magical goatie

I saw the most fascinating creature in the world today.

I caught my usual early train this morning and was sitting quite comfortably on my little corner when this old lady sat next to me.

She looked like any normal old lady initially. But then boy was I wrong!

She turned around to ask me “is this train going to Parramatta?” and her face just totally caught me by surprise!

She had a massive GOATIE.

Can you believe it?? And it wasn’t just any homie G goatie, it was  different. It looked very soft and supple – kind of like an armpit hair. I didn’t know wether to stroke it or hiss at it. It was kind of fascinating!

Anyway, I did answer her question. Being the morning person that I am, I simply said “yep” and looked away – although secretly I was still looking at her fascinating goatie.

The rest of her face was pretty interesting herself. She’s kind of like a cross between a unicorn and an orc from Lord of the rings. And with that beautiful goatie of hers, she can certainly give Gandalf a run for his money!

Anyway, that’s my two cents worth for today.

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