WTF! Another Michael Jackson love child??

by Tamara Scott on August 28th, 2009 · posted in Uncategorized · No Comments

Well isn’t this a quaint little surprise.

It seems that the king of pop was apparently sowing his wild oats left, right and centre amidst all the court dramas and concert tours back then when he was alive and kicking.

To be honest Michael Jackson seriously has never really struck me as a frisky dude, but hey - you never know right?

And get this: this latest love child certainly has the name to prove that MJ’s blood is running in his veins. Are you ready for this?

His name is Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson – Talk about rubbing Michael Jackson’s bloodline in people’s faces!

Here’s the deal though: Besides possessing a bizarre name that seems to have been put together from a drunken night playing scrabble, he apparently has a birth certificate to prove his claim. According to TMZ.com, the birth certificate states that Michael Joseph Jackson is his biological father and an unknown woman named Zerline LaVette Dixon has been listed as his mother.

Apparently, Zerline LaVette Dixon got down and dirty with Michael Jackson back then during his heyday which resulted to little Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson being born on September 23, 1984.

I can’t really picture MJ as someone who would just hook up out of the blue with a girl – I just can’t! Can anyone imagine MJ whispering the words “Hey baby doll you want some thriller from never land?” to a random girl??

Brrr…

Well Prince Michael wants a DNA test to prove his worth, and even though there are no photos of him around, there have been reports going around that he does indeed look like the late superstar.

If you’re wondering why the heck did Prince Michael just reveal his face just now, well apparently Michael Jackson’s family “pressured claimant’s family not to bring the claimant forward to public attention” – this was according to the filed court documents.

So is this really true? Or is it one of those stories like that of Keanu Reeves where this lady was claiming to be his lover – and she was like 50 years old or something!

Well Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson – let the games begin! But before it does, if I may be so bold as to ask this question: WTF is up with the name dude?? No offence, but it sounds like a whole bunch of first names thrown into one mix hoping that it would somehow make sense.

Whatever makes you happy I guess…